currently freaking out about:

woodbro-chillson:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

This looks like Apples to Apples for people that aren’t funny but like to believe they are. The card “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” is proof enough. I mean, god, can you picture some guy with a zit-stache slapping that card down and doing the song and dance, while everyone around him collectively thinks, “Hey, he’s doing that thing from that thing that I once saw somewhere. That’s funny because it was at one time funny”? This is my version of hell.  The fifth card not shown probably says “U MAD”

This came in the mail yesterday. Sorry Greg, I have failed you.

(Source: ohno789)

catsdoingpeoplestuff:

I don’t think I ever really understood the saying “Life is just a bowl of cherries” until I sat down and ate a bowl of cherries.

It was painfully awkward, highly inconveniencing, kinda sour, and I’m not sure what I accomplished at the end.

You can make yourself miserable, or not.

Today I’m letting go of everything my asshole friend/ex-boyfriend have put me through recently because they’re good people deep down and they’ll figure that out eventually.

I want these for Fish Rap.
I freaked out last night and planned out our last meeting and then cried for 3 hours

I want these for Fish Rap.

I freaked out last night and planned out our last meeting and then cried for 3 hours

(Source: lazyoaf, via pugsandkisses)

fussybabybitch:

Little Sex Tip: Never tell anybody ever you like giving blowjobs because from then on out they will always assume you don’t want reciprocation because you just love sucking dick so much that it’s all you need. Even if you poke them in the face with your boner they will be like “wow what I just cum in your mouth what do you want”

Why is it okay to confuse “I love giving blowjobs” with “I love breathing through my nose for 20 minutes”

It’s going to be real easy to start over, I guess.

It’s going to be real easy to start over, I guess.

Just me, bored.

Just me, bored.

All the pts

All the pts

So I spent the better part of the day reading through pregnancy guides and all I can say for myself is thank god for IUDs because if keeping myself not pregnant took any real amount of effort I might honestly have one.