I’m reading this book about the Fish Rap Live and the forward is by Ben Stein and he’s talking about the college I’m affiliated with oh glob so many mixed emotions right now.
Win Ben Stein’s Money
Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 5
Your va-jay-jay called! It wants to talk about anarcho-syndicalism
My favorite contemporary author not only signed my copy of The Corrections but spoke at my college graduation and 8 months later I still couldn’t be more honored
every time
is this sex casual or business casual
sounds about right
“When you first get sober, you are a mess. Pure and simple. Anyone who finds that they need to quit alcohol has not had a swell run of it lately. You don’t give up the booze because of an errant drunk text or a nip of the cocktail flu. You stop because you’re frightening yourself. You’ve noticed how the alcohol’s affects on your body, mind, and spirit have been increasingly harsh. You don’t recognize yourself when you’re drunk. You feel like shit. You’re humiliated. You’ve ruined relationships. You’re losing self-respect. You quit because it’s just not fun anymore, and it hasn’t been for a while. You quit because you’re afraid you can’t. You quit because, as bad as it’s been lately, you know that it could get worse, and you wonder how awful you’ll let it get before you’re willing to make a change.”
My sister was in the second row of this taping. Guess which one is my flesh and blood.
(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)
If you’ve ever sent a girl a clumsy flirtatious text she has shown it to at least one of her friends as conversational fodder in order to humiliate and degrade you. I know this because I’m the friend she showed it to and we had a good time laughing at your poor courtship and we got drinks after and later that night she said “Remember that text? Oh my god” and I quoted that one line you thought was really good and we both cackled.
“Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.”
David Foster Wallace (via scout)
(Source: uponswallows)
Daniel Handler, AKA Lemony Snicket, gives love advice on twitter. (Part 1)
← Older entries
Page 1 of 13
